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GREETINGS DEAREST WOMPUS RATTUS: PLEASE EXCUSE THE LATE BIRTHDAY WISH-- MY CARRIER PIGEON KNOWN AS MATT GOT LOST! I HOPE YOUR TRAVELS FARE BETTER AND ARE ABSENT OF BAD NAVIGATION AND SUNBURNS. I'M SURE YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE BREAK AWAY FROM WORK. NOT GONNA LIE, THOSE LONG HOURS YOU WORK HAVE GOT ME A LITTLE WORRIED. HOPE THEY'RE TREATING YOU ALRIGHT OR BETTER YET YOU FIND A NICER MONEY MAKING SCHEME. PERHAPS A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER? YOU CAN EVEN WRITE IN YOUR CULT FORMATION EXPERIENCE DOWN IN REFERENCES. I KNOW MY THING IS PRETTY OVER THE TOP SO DON'T THINK YOU
HAVE TO BEAT IT WITH YOUR ANSWER, BUT WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH YOU! ANY CHANGES IN LIFESTYLES, BELIEFS, HYPERFIXATIONS, OWNERSHIPS OF COOL ROCKS OR DOGS, ETC. TAKE LOADS OF PICTURES AND GET SOME COOL POSTCARDS OR SUNGLASSES FOR ME-- OR THE SHRINE YOU PROBABLY HAVE OF ME. SIGNING OFF, YOUR UNCLE JOE B:) PS: I DUNNO IF YOU'VE HEARD BUT MOB PSYCHO'S LAST SEASON IS AIRING THIS OCTOBER!
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