My dearest nephew,

If you are reading this, then I am dead. Don't waste your tears on me yet, though, my friend, as there is more to my letter. As you are aware, we Keplers have led many interesting lives, creating ties and breaking them where we see fit. I have certainly made my fair share of enemies in my past. It is this reason why I bestow my estate and all of its accompaniment onto you, as I know that you will know how to handle it equitably. I do this on the condition that you will investigate my death, as I wasn't planning on passing away yet. Something has been plaguing the Keplers, and it has finally caught up to me. Use the brain that I gave you and purge our family name!

Filled with hope,
Old Uncle Barnaby

My dearest nephew,

If you are reading this, then I am dead. Don't waste your tears on me yet, though, my friend, as there is more to my letter. As you are aware, we Keplers have led many interesting lives, creating ties and breaking them where we see fit. I have certainly made my fair share of enemies in my past. It is this reason why I bestow my estate and all of its accompaniment onto you, as I know that you will know how to handle it equitably. I do this on the condition that you will investigate my death, as I wasn't planning on passing away yet. Something has been plaguing the Keplers, and it has finally caught up to me. Use the brain that I gave you and purge our family name!

Filled with hope,
Old Uncle Barnaby

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