howdy partners i am derek and if you are reading this i m toast due to unforeseen
Howdy partners,
I am Derek and if you are reading this I’m toast, due to unforeseen circumstances.
You will have received this letter from a trusted courier source, my sister Denise.
Only my most trusted patrons and valued customers will receive this once in a lifetime invitation to celebrate my long, successful, full life as saltmarsrshes most eligible bachelor, and 4 time winner of the annual Eligible Bachelors who are also shopkeepers award (sponsored by the Pussy Palace LTD).
At my request/behest, please make your way beyond the beaded curtain, and await further instructions.
With love and compassion,
Across the fields,
Speed, love fury and lust,
Derek
Howdy partners,
I am Derek and if you are reading this I’m toast, due to unforeseen circumstances.
You will have received this letter from a trusted courier source, my sister Denise.
Only my most trusted patrons and valued customers will receive this once in a lifetime invitation to celebrate my long, successful, full life as saltmarsrshes most eligible bachelor, and 4 time winner of the annual Eligible Bachelors who are also shopkeepers award (sponsored by the Pussy Palace LTD).
At my request/behest, please make your way beyond the beaded curtain, and await further instructions.
With love and compassion,
Across the fields,
Speed, love fury and lust,
Derek
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