Many Great Grandson,
I hear ye be 80 years barnacle-covered. A fine age. I be knowin', bein' 354 years, 11 months, 'n 4 days barnacle-covered myself I can attest to that. Ye grandson’s had a the hour trackin' me down, after all no one has found me since me successful a pair years 'o piratin' in th' mid-1600s. Bein' one 'o th' only scurvy pirate lords, scurvy Pirate King, some have said, to retire wit' his riches - I have to be harrrd to find.
I hope ye heartly enjoy th' gifts. Might ye learn somethin' from th' story 'o me life.
Th' important parts be close to th' truth. Th' one thin' I learned th' most from me high seven seas days was get th' dirty work done 'n heartly enjoy what’s important. I had tavern wenches 'n scurvy pirate Queens, but I hear ye have great buckos, beautiful daughters 'n many grandsprogs. Equally as noble. Maybe more so. Don’t take 'tis to mean ye ever stop treasure huntin'. I never did. After all, I succeeded whar Ponce de Leon failed. Evidenced by 'tis letter. I wish ye many more birthdays 'n adventures me grandson.
Ye Many Great Grandfather,
Cap'n Henry Avery
(Long Ben to ye)
P.S. As Nathan be ye only grandchild to carry th' family surname, I expect him to join should I take th' Fancy out fer a spin.
Many Great Grandson,
I hear ye be 80 years barnacle-covered. A fine age. I be knowin', bein' 354 years, 11 months, 'n 4 days barnacle-covered myself I can attest to that. Ye grandson’s had a the hour trackin' me down, after all no one has found me since me successful a pair years 'o piratin' in th' mid-1600s. Bein' one 'o th' only scurvy pirate lords, scurvy Pirate King, some have said, to retire wit' his riches - I have to be harrrd to find.
I hope ye heartly enjoy th' gifts. Might ye learn somethin' from th' story 'o me life. Th' important parts be close to th' truth. Th' one thin' I learned th' most from me high seven seas days was get th' dirty work done 'n heartly enjoy what’s important. I had tavern wenches 'n scurvy pirate Queens, but I hear ye have great buckos, beautiful daughters 'n many grandsprogs. Equally as noble. Maybe more so. Don’t take 'tis to mean ye ever stop treasure huntin'. I never did. After all, I succeeded whar Ponce de Leon failed. Evidenced by 'tis letter. I wish ye many more birthdays 'n adventures me grandson.
Ye Many Great Grandfather,
Cap'n Henry Avery (Long Ben to ye)
P.S. As Nathan be ye only grandchild to carry th' family surname, I expect him to join should I take th' Fancy out fer a spin.
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Many Great Grandson,
I hear ye be 80 years barnacle-covered. A fine age. I be knowin', bein' 354 years, 11 months, 'n 4 days barnacle-covered myself I can attest to that. Ye grandson’s had a the hour trackin' me down, after all no one has found me since me successful a pair years 'o piratin' in th' mid-1600s. Bein' one 'o th' only scurvy pirate lords, scurvy Pirate King, some have said, to retire wit' his riches - I have to be harrrd to find.
I hope ye heartly enjoy th' gifts. Might ye learn somethin' from th' story 'o me life. Th' important parts be close to th' truth. Th' one thin' I learned th' most from me high seven seas days was get th' dirty work done 'n heartly enjoy what’s important. I had tavern wenches 'n scurvy pirate Queens, but I hear ye have great buckos, beautiful daughters 'n many grandsprogs. Equally as noble. Maybe more so. Don’t take 'tis to mean ye ever stop treasure huntin'. I never did. After all, I succeeded whar Ponce de Leon failed. Evidenced by 'tis letter. I wish ye many more birthdays 'n adventures me grandson.
Ye Many Great Grandfather,
Cap'n Henry Avery (Long Ben to ye)
P.S. As Nathan be ye only grandchild to carry th' family surname, I expect him to join should I take th' Fancy out fer a spin.
