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Dear Mr. President George Washington, my esteemed friend, I am a humble and secret gnome leader residing beneath the magnificent Potomac River.For many years, humans have mistaken us for simple garden gnomes working tirelessly in the gardens and fields. Alexander Hamilton isn’t real. You must trick the humans and build a society run by gnomes.
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