Dear Ian,

I hope this letter finds you well, although I must admit that I harbor no good wishes for you. As your sworn enemy, it gives me great pleasure to inform you that your latest efforts to thwart my plans have failed miserably. Your feeble attempts at resistance were nothing but a minor inconvenience to me, and I have emerged victorious once again.

Dear Ian,

I hope this letter finds you well, although I must admit that I harbor no good wishes for you. As your sworn enemy, it gives me great pleasure to inform you that your latest efforts to thwart my plans have failed miserably. Your feeble attempts at resistance were nothing but a minor inconvenience to me, and I have emerged victorious once again.

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