So today I got engaged. The ring was perfect for me, a beautiful white gold ring with a diamond that fit my finger like a glove. I was so happy.
When me and boyfriend were celebrating the engagement I noticed that my finger became a little swollen so I tried to get the ring off it but it won't budge.
For 10 minutes I tried to take off the ring but my finger started to look like a fucking purple potato-thingy wiener. After another 10 minutes of pulling we decided to go to the hospital to cut the ring to free my finger.
Just imagine his embarrassment when we had to explain what happened at the hospital.
So, what did I get when I got engaged? A wiener instead of a finger and a ring cut in two.
FML...