dear division firstly i would like to apologize for not writing back sooner you see a
Dear Division
Firstly, I would like to apologize for not writing back sooner. You see, a lot has been going on lately, my patients have been feeling quite… distressed... But enough about that, I write you back with what I would call good news. Last month, when you asked me to manufacture a drug, strong enough to bend anybody to your will I was quite disturbed by your request, but alas, I have come a long way to present you with my tiny pill I call BLISS. As the name suggest, the consumer will reach a state of perfect happiness,
oblivious of everything else, easy to control and manipulate as requested. Although in my studies, I found that consumed for a long period of time, the consumer will begin to ‘fade’ slowly and then all together, just like mist. It also stops the person from thinking straight, leaving you to make all the valuable decisions for them. Hopefully you do not encounter any sort of…issues… if so, do not hesitate to write me back, i'm sure we can compromise on something.
Hopefully, I have proven useful to your business,
Yours sincerely
Dear Division
Firstly, I would like to apologize for not writing back sooner. You see, a lot has been going on lately, my patients have been feeling quite… distressed... But enough about that, I write you back with what I would call good news. Last month, when you asked me to manufacture a drug, strong enough to bend anybody to your will I was quite disturbed by your request, but alas, I have come a long way to present you with my tiny pill I call BLISS. As the name suggest, the consumer will reach a state of perfect happiness, oblivious of everything else, easy to control and manipulate as requested. Although in my studies, I found that consumed for a long period of time, the consumer will begin to ‘fade’ slowly and then all together, just like mist. It also stops the person from thinking straight, leaving you to make all the valuable decisions for them. Hopefully you do not encounter any sort of…issues… if so, do not hesitate to write me back, i'm sure we can compromise on something.
Hopefully, I have proven useful to your business,
Yours sincerely
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Dear Division
Firstly, I would like to apologize for not writing back sooner. You see, a lot has been going on lately, my patients have been feeling quite… distressed... But enough about that, I write you back with what I would call good news. Last month, when you asked me to manufacture a drug, strong enough to bend anybody to your will I was quite disturbed by your request, but alas, I have come a long way to present you with my tiny pill I call BLISS. As the name suggest, the consumer will reach a state of perfect happiness, oblivious of everything else, easy to control and manipulate as requested. Although in my studies, I found that consumed for a long period of time, the consumer will begin to ‘fade’ slowly and then all together, just like mist. It also stops the person from thinking straight, leaving you to make all the valuable decisions for them. Hopefully you do not encounter any sort of…issues… if so, do not hesitate to write me back, i'm sure we can compromise on something.
Hopefully, I have proven useful to your business,
Yours sincerely
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